It’s safe to say Kanye West is still mad about walking into that street sign last week. During his performance at the Comedy Central Upfronts party last night, he went into a lengthy rant about blah blah blah. That’s what it sounds like. Once you’ve heard one Kanye rant, you’ve heard them all. How I wish someone would shoot him with a bit of horse tranquilizer. Put his azz down for a while. Check his rant after the break.
“I ain’t no muthafuckin celebrity… There’s one thing about me, I’m a terrible, terrible terrible celebrity. I don’t know if you really know there’s one thing about me but I’m the worst kind of, the worst kind of celebrity. All I do is make real music. All I do is sit in the studio and make real shit. And that’s it. And that’s muthafuckin it. That’s muthafuckin it! So I don’t want no people runnin’ up on me with cameras, trying to like sell pictures and shit to magazines, asking me dumb ass questions, throwin’ me off my focus and shit.”
“Harrasin’ you all muthafuckin day. I ain’t no muthafuckain celebrity.”
“It’s so funny. Somebody asked me, ‘when you do SNL, are you going to do a skit about the paparazzi and shit. And like humanize yourself? I ain’t hear to apologize to no muthafuckas man. It ain’t about me humanizing myself. At one point did I become un-human where I had to turn myself back. Or maybe I was demonized, or maybe I was treated inhumane and not human in that type of situation. I ain’t no muthafuckin celebrity.”
“I ain’t runnin’ for office. I ain’t kissin’ nobody’s muthafuckin babies. I drop your baby and you muthafuckain sue me and shit. I’m trying to make some music that inspires people to be the best that they can be. And I don’t want nobody else to ask anything of me! Don’t ask nothing else of me.”
“Muthafuckas chasin you down, about to make you crash and shit. And all they want is for a nigga to laugh and shit. Hell nah, I ain’t doin no muthafuckin SNL skits. This is my Goddamn life. This ain’t no muthafuckin joke.”
This dude is a miserable sack of shyt and is too self absorbed. I bet if people stop buying his records and ignoring him, he’ll want that “celebrity” back that he claims he hates so much! Go away Kanye, go far away!!