Celebs On The Go: Kelly Rowland, Charlize Theron, NeNe Leakes, and Nicki Minaj

Kelly

Of all times for Kelly to have on this cheap wig and dollar store makeup…. If these were the old days when The Mustache when in charge, Kelly would be running laps in those heels or sent home to stay in the slums with her real mama.  Matty don’t play with his illegitimate seeds like that.

Charlize Theron

As much as these white women carry these babies, it’s good to see one of them can actually walk. Shout out to Jackson.  Bout time you got Charlize to loose you.  I was getting ready to say, “Ain’t like nobody trying to steal you”? But I had to catch myself.  Some fool is plotting up on that as I type.  Charlize better pick his ass up.  He’ll be gone before Dora can say Swiper No Swiping…

NeNe

I got nothing.  You caption it and make it funny!!

Nicki Minaj

Word is Nicki’s wig stylist quit because he couldn’t handle her abuse anymore.  I so believe this because Nicki’s a bytch.  Plain and Simple!!  Looking at this golden disaster and reflecting back on her past hairdos… I’m ashamed to say, she might wanna get him back.  It’s hard to find a good stylist out here.  I know Queenie somewhere laughing talmbout, “she must not know bout me.  Look at that shyt on her head.” [think Wayman from Low Down Dirty Shame]

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3 Responses to “Celebs On The Go: Kelly Rowland, Charlize Theron, NeNe Leakes, and Nicki Minaj”

  1. Me love Kelly. Is Nicki losing a couple pounds. Her butt doesn’t look as big. Free advertising for lays and M&M

  2. I got nothing for the caption either. I agree with you about Nicki. She seems to have lucked into success because no one else is out there to challenge her. That hair/wig is cheapish looking.

  3. Charlize is South African right? So she’s a sista right? Hmmmmmmm

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